I’m SO sorry that when its almost 100 degrees outside and I don’t feel like wearing a sweater, my scars show. Yea I must be a fucking “attention whore”.
Your mom tells you to go to sleep :
But you secretly use the computer :
And when you hear footsteps
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i mean dating a band member would be pretty hard because they’d be on tour and stuff but i think it would be worth it because you could just go on tumblr and scroll through their tag and just smirk to yourself while thinking
haha
guess whos gettin that dick
not u
me
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IM NOT CRYING THERE A PEICE OF WOOD STUCK IN MY EYE DAMNIT.
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In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
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